- person: hey wanna hang out
- thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
being the genius that i was i wondered what would happen if i set bubblegum on fire and so i did that and i ended up getting gum all over me and then my brother walked in my room and i explained what happened and then he picked up the sunglasses on my table and said:
looks like you’ve got yourself in a…..sticky situation
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- Me: procrastinating on tumblr
- My parents: can you please-
- Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
- Me: I think I'm going to have a productive day today
- Me: I'm going to finish my homework
- Me: and wash the dishes
- Me: and read books
- Me: and study
- Me: and exercise
- Me: and feed some homeless dogs
- Me: and donate some blood
- Tumblr: no
- Me: ok
Did I ever mention I fucking love visual poetry? Because I fucking love visual poetry.
(Source: sheandherdarkness, via nevertoolatetofallinlove)
imitationisthebestformofflattery:
OMG. I can’t get over how freaking adorable they are.
(Source: l00k-like-barbie)
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forever jealous of people who can express their feelings with words
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